As you may or may not know, I enjoy making fun of my bodily “defects”; the ones I was so graciously blessed with–i.e. pale skin, fat head, etc. So I have a problem, and it’s pretty terrible. I have kankles; and what that really means, aside from not really having (cute, petite) ankles is that I have HUGE f’ing calves! Now, one would think that all you have to do is excersize on a regular basis and work those babies away. Wrong! The more I run, walk, etc. the bigger they get! And no amount of stretching after said activites makes them any leaner (or smaller for that matter). In fact, it’s quite the opposite. I had thinner legs in general when I WASN’T walking/running as much. So this is what I want to know:
Why don’t they make boots with wide openings like they make wide width shoes?! I don’t have fat feet, I just apparently have larger (than average) calves. It’s just not fair!